I couldn't let it rest!! There was NO WAY there was NOTHING on me. (And, as I couldn't figure out how to hyperlink something, it was obvious I am not only computer illiterate, but also have an inability to follow simple instructions).
So, unable to sleep because of this google-insult, I narrowed down my google search to just Michel and clicked on images.
HA! Check it out bitches: Mount SAINT Michel!
Just as I suspected!