I am in receipt of your email again today informing me that my air conditioning (AC) has been repaired per my requests of 03 May, 04 May, 05 May and morning of 06 May. I am also in receipt of your emails on those aforementioned days transmitting the same. I am replying because I believe there may be some confusion concerning my request for your assistance.
I would like you to actually fix the AC.
To clarify, the AC in the temporary house in which I am currently staying is not working. Meaning, (in layman's terms) this shit is hot up in this place. I would also like to clarify for the record, that in America (and as technically, you guys claim this housing complex is sovereign US soil and that is why I have to continue to pay my taxes in the State of VA) most houses do not keep the thermostat at 96 degrees.
Now I am not unreasonable. I understand that when it is 118 degrees outside that I probably will have to make some concessions. Therefore, I would like to note that I am not requesting that my house be set at 65 or even 70. I could probably survive at a balmy 76...(as I believe my blood may have now thinned to the point where it may start to seep out of my pores at any moment now), but I would like to also note that I find it difficult to sleep in a pool of my own sweat. In addition, I believe that it may also prove to be a health hazard soon, as it will undoubtedly begin to attract mosquitos to the stagnant water that coats my sheets, my chair, and my entire body.
Yes, I do understand that the house you are in the process of remodeling - that will be available for me to move into by "this weekend" - has an AC unit that functions correctly. I have also walked into that house and I do agree, it is indeed nice and cool. I also further agree that it will be pleasant if/when "this weekend" ever arrives. Please advise what exactly the Sudanese conversion of "this weekend" translate into English, so that I may understand the actual date, as I believe I may be confused on this issue. I have been told that it should be ready "this weekend" since late March. Does "this" mean June in arabic?
I would also like to advise you that I am no longer open to "inshallah" as an acceptable response. I have contacted Allah (via my mother on a conference call on skype) and he has advised me that he DOES indeed will it to be so. Therefore, please inform your staff of this so that they may complete this work order.
Thank you for your further consideration of this ongoing request. Please be advised that if I have to spend one more night in this living hell that is Khartoum without AC, you will not like the results.
PS: references of former individuals who have offended me are avaiable upon request.
Sometimes? I'm Judgmental. Also, Seattle!
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