Friday, September 25, 2009

Dear Blogger,

What in the hell am I supposed to do with this?!!?!




I distinctly recall pushing "ENGLISH" when you asked me what language I would like to write my blog in (although I do admit that I briefly considered Navajo Wind Talker until I realized you have to KNOW the language to write in that language (which I kinda think is discriminatory). As such, I request that you fix this shit right now!!! I cannot work under these conditions!

Why you gotta ruin my flavah?

PLUS, What the hell do you mean, I'm "currently not following any blogs!?!" Do you know how long it took me to find those blogs?? THEN, I had to push that follow button and THEN you even made me push another button before it let me do it. There is obviously no respect for all the work I have put into this blog! Why I would literally come home and start typing nonsense that 4s of people PER DAY love to read. Granted, those people are my parents, Liz, and Dan, but STILL !

Haven't I been a loyal customer for all these 224 blogs I have posted?? Why, when I think of all the money I have poured into this blog (a figure reaching upwards of zero dollars) it just makes me sick.

It's like somehow you found out that I was waaay too lazy to leave you and try to create a new blog. I'm not sure how you figured this out, but I have just one thing to say to you: FOR SHAME!

If I weren't so lazy I would write a very strongly worded letter to the better business bureau. Obviously, you are benefiting from a very lucky coincidence!!

Best wishes,
Michel

17 comments:

C.B. Jones said...

Blogger is discriminating against you for some reason. Quick, somebody call Al Sharpton!

Karilynnlove said...

I love how the captcha is in english letters! If you really spoke and typed in that language, would you really know how to type t-e-r-e-c??

Medora said...

That is bizarre. How hard is it for a program to respond to a setting? Wait, did I have to ask that?

Jane! said...

Blogger and I have a kinship in that every once in a while things get knocked way out of whack. Usually it all comes back.
Okay, that's my justification for being too lazy to even complain about the problems.

Together We Save said...

Ok this made me laugh and laugh. Thanks for that. Sometime my blog tell me I am not following anyone either and I am. Oh well I will never understand why.

blognut said...

From what I hear, Blogger, even with all it BS, is really no worse than the other options available for ZERO dollars and NO SENSE.

So there's that. 'Cause you have both ZERO dollars and NO SENSE. And? Me, too.

Wait! What? I meant NO CENTS. Yeah. No CENTS.

Linda said...

Someone's messin' with you. Made any enemies lately? Enemies with an in with Blogger and who speak Arabic(or whatever that was)?

Captain Dumbass said...

Congrats, your blog just made the watchlist.

rxBambi said...

Have you made up yet? At least blogger doesn't make you do math...

darsden said...

Now that's funny right there, LMAO
hope you did get it fixed.

otin said...

I hit the language button to see what different writing looked like and I hit the Arabic and could not figure out how to get back! LOL! I thought I was lost forever.

Oh My Goddess said...

There is no blogger. It's just the blotter you took messing with your head.

♥ Braja said...

Congratulations. The Blogger Police just marked you...

Beth said...

I believe this qualifies as an UNSPEAKABLE OUTRAGE!

kwr221 said...

The same think happened to me on Facebook and I panicked!

I don't remember how I got it back to English

Hit 40 said...

Blogger also says sometimes that I am not following any blogs. I gave up on the blogger reader a while ago. I have bookmarked my favorite sites on my computer to just check them when I can.

Gaston Studio said...

When I first started blogging, I opened up my dashboard to find I had NO blog roll many times! That meant I had to go back and find theme all over again and ask Blogger to list them... again! Now, I don't know why this happended and why it's not happening now, but I think maybe smoting was in the air so I turned over a new leaf and became a really, really, good girl!