Hi there. It's me...Michel. No, Michel in SUDAN...yes, that's the one. Okay, so I know I haven't written in a while, but I just wanted to let you know that I would REALLY REALLY appreciate it if you could change women's fashion for the betterment of those of us who are anorexically challenged. Oh yeah, in case you weren't following what's hip now - that's the new PC term for Chubbie-Pudgies, because as it turns out, calling someone "Chubbie Pudgie" can be offensive to some people.
Oh, and while I'm thinking of it, I'm really sorry for throwing that hissy fit when I thought Josh called me a Chubbie Pudgie and then starting that huge rally in Asburn that ended with the Krispy Kreme being ransacked and burned to the ground. ESPECIALLY when it turns out Josh had said something totally different that didn't even really SOUND like Chubbie Pudgie, but I happened to be eating the "Love It" sized ice cream from Coldstone secretly in the kitchen and I was in a bit of a panic and just naturally assumed he was calling me fat. Which reminds me, Kitchen's should really have closets you know. It is difficult to be a closet eater if your kitchen is wide open like that. Can I get just a LITTLE help here??
Anyway, my point - yes. I just wanted to let you know that I think you should look into today's fashions for women. They are discriminatory. Not everyone can wear skinny jeans with that stupid ass low waist. (Oh sorry God. My goodness! I NEVER swear! ) (Shit! that was a lie. I'm sorry again.) Why hasn't anyone raised a stink about this?! (or for you Canadians, Why hasn't anyone raised a stink aboot this??)
I know for a fact that I am not the only woman that is faced with the muffin-top dilemma. Sure it was okay there for a while when those big flowey shirts were in style - however, I'm very distressed to report that shirts are getting more form fitting (God help us if they come back to that skin-tight fashion where the buttons appeared to be pooking...remember that? On skinny girls it looks all cute and sexy like you have breastesses, on me, it just looks like my clothes dont' fit. ) Anyway, God, if you have time, I would really appreciate it if you could look into this and make some sweeping changes.
And/or get on science's ass to make that damn fat pill. What have they been doing?
Oh yeah, God Bless Mom, Dad, other mom, Pops, Josh, Poods, Kernel, Riley, Marley, ReRun, Mommy Dog, Pippy and this stupid kitty here. Oh yeah, and all those other people who need it.
Sometimes? I'm Judgmental. Also, Seattle!
13 hours ago