Friday, August 21, 2009

It's Like I Went to a Med Spa and got Botox AND Lipo

So did you all notice the new look?! I'm totally hip, hot, now wow. I totally did it all by myself. I had no help at all. I drew up a sketch and then had a little back and forth with the people in my head about what I wanted -- and you know, they were just sticklers that they wanted "thinner than in real life..." You know, BETTER.

So then I just did some computer graphic design, typed in my .htplmnop and then added it....ummm...then I redid the .blt (hold the lettuce because sometimes it just tastes like dirt) and then ...I .... ummm...

Well Shit! I can't pull this lie off. I don't know the lingo, I can't do math and/or draw. (so pretty much the arts and the sciences are out for me.) So what I did, is I had NapWarden do it! ha ha!


So what you have here is this: my skill set is conning the right people with the right talents to do my work FOR me. 'Tis a gift. You should see if you could pick yourself up some of those.

Anyway, if you like it and you think you might want to try to be as cool as me (AS IF!) then give her a call. I'm not even really sure if she is taking new clients. I mean, I had to get 15 references to get through to her people and then they figured out exactly who I think I am and then -- viola. New look.

Okay, I think you just kinda send her an email or click on the link on the blog. Either way - my way sounds more trendy. Yours is just lame.

Whatever.

19 comments:

darsden said...

Wow you are rocking the blog girlfriend

Amanda said...

Call me stupid but I don't know what the picture in the thought bubble on the left is.

Otherwise I love the new header!

darsden said...

looking pretty good but there is a lil square empty box where something is suppose to be there...jus sayin' might want to work on it a lil bit more....LOL

darsden said...

yes, I am with Amanda... is that you blowing off steam..in the clouds or what...WE all get the muffing thing for sure... wheres the lil debbies box...LOL

darsden said...

and where is your blog frog I miss that dude!

That one girl said...

Okay, I was like, Ummm, WHOA, she did that herself?! How do I get smart like that?

But you were just lying! That is a little more my style anyway!

Great look!

Optimistic Pessimist said...

i like the new look...and i really like that if i wanted to do this i too could make myself thinner than in real life. everyone does it...which means that it's ok to do.

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

Me likey the new look.

lakeviewer said...

It makes a great statement! Love it. Now, how much did that cost? More than a day at the spa? Oh, sorry. You probably don't have spas in your new post.

Jane! said...

SO jealous!

It's beautiful.

blognut said...

I think it's gorgeous. I gotta get some style over at Blognut Manor. I'm tired of my lame blogger template.

Amy said...

Ok, I was so going to ask how you did that, and then I started reading and almost believed it. I love the new look. And remember it isn't HOW you got it. . . it is THAT you got it. I am so a "do what it takes girl" when it comes to getting what I want. Is that bad?

otin said...

Your cartoon girl is Hot! I like the Mary Tyler Moore look! hehehe!

kristine said...

wow, looking fab! I have no idea how the designer people do that - i am pretty sure it is basically just magic.

Hit 40 said...

Otin always cracks me up!! Too funny. I like the new girl too.

I am also trying to figure out the white thought bubble/ steam/ crazy 12 legged white spider/ popcorn ball?

She needs a bottle of bacon vodka.

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

I love your new look. Glad I made its debut. I got here and was thinking, "I go back to work , get busy, miss a few blogs and now I don't know where I am anymore out in the interworld."

Reddirt Woman said...

Popcorn or cupcake... Ahh, the choices. Cupcakes would win out for me. I've got a sweet tooth, can we say Little Debbie's, HoHos, Hostess Chocolate Cup Cakes, Twinkies... Damn it. Now I've got to go find a snack. Michel!!!

Helen

Nap Warden said...

Hey there...I was loving your explanation how you pulled off the new look;) Hope you are enjoying it!

Joanna Jenkins said...

Love the new look NapWarden is fabulous!
xo