Ummm.....I'm really SORRY that I totally lied to everyone in order to hog the prize at Gaston Studios. My only defense is that I FINALLY started to feel good again and I was all giddy with excitement because -- and I was thinking -- what if the prize was CAKE?! Or, what if the prize was some sort of other non-life-threatening or poisoning-you food? I mean seriously? How cool would that be??
And then, I guess I just went a little bit crazy and I might have mislead a few people....again.
I am also sorry that I promised that I would be good if you stopped smoting me for the last thing I did -- I really don't think we need to go into that here. I mean, we've been over that. I said I was sorry! And I still contend that nobody could have known that guy's was allergic to dirt and would have to go home. I kinda think he was faking it.
Seriously. Why the hell would you COME to Sudan!??!?! And, it wasn't just me....everyone kinda thought it was funny -- I was going with the whole Sudan-dirt piles cropping up theme. Besides, I really think he was overreacting to a small -- okay, somewhat large - dirt pile placed lovingly in the middle of his desk. I mean, I worked really hard to tote that bucket up the Embassy stairs (that elevator still continues to catch on fire. Were you going to send someone to fix that? Oh, sorry. I meant to call GSO about that, not you. I'm sure you're busy.) ANYWAY, who knew a bucket of dirt could be so heavy.
Okay, yes, now that you bring it up, I am also sorry I lied to the Sudanese worker when I told him that we needed that dirt on an emergency basis and that President Obama asked me to specifically ask him to carry it upstairs. However, you gotta admit...who the hell would fall for that? It's culling the herd, frankly.
I think I speak for everyone when I say, God, that I am sorry and I will not play dirty tricks to win a contest again. Unless the prize is really important -- I mean. No! I will not do so again (because that is bad. I get that now).
I will also apologize to Blognut. (*fingers crossed*)
Oh, you can see that....nevermind.
Sometimes? I'm Judgmental. Also, Seattle!
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