Thursday, December 10, 2009

Dear China,

I am in receipt of your comments on my post(one might  call it a BRILLIANT, witty, and yet, insightful post) entitled Government Backed Conspiracy Theories.  However, as you have now commented approximately 25 times, over the course of 25 days, I feel honor bound to inform you of the following:

Your links to Chinese Porn is wasted on me.  I don't understand it..and am too lazy to go back, and potentially learn other things that would require that I actually acknowledge what I wrote previously, and take responsibility for the shit I posted.

That is probably not going to happen.  I'm just guessing, but am almost 227% positive that I ain't gonna learn a valuable lesson.

I don't mean to be rude to your "economonic hegemony" and stuff, but I am not really interested in learning new "issues" or "acquiring evidence" that would potentially illuminate the "realy story". 

Write this down China: too lazy.

Best Regards,


PS I don't recall ever asking for your opinion on our foreign policy.  We honk. I get it.  This is now a new premise that would shock me.   (Frankly that would shock me, is that I would actually care -- about anything....)

ERGO, stop leaving comments on my blog.  Nobody remembers that blog!! I think that, "max" 20 people actually read  my post.  Chances are...nobody you care about, or read it.  When I say that nobody really likes me here -- I'm serious.  They think I"m 'not serious" and that I have a marked tendency to buy into group think.  Consider that carefully.  

Well!?!? WHO WOULDN'T!?!? 

I'm all for jumping on the bandwagon.  Please, let's just ensure that said bandwagon has an acceptable  business class section.

Let's be realistic.  Once again, I don't fly coach.


Santa Claus said...

HO HO HO!!! I only fly Deer! It is the only way to travel!! Merry Christmas my dear, and when do I get my embassy shirt? Ho HO HO!!!!

Fragrant Liar said...

Like you, I never take responsibility for the shit I post. It's just like totally good business practice, and leaves you guilt-free. Am I right?

Brian Miller said...

lol. yes they seem to love a post i did a year ago on someone running through a glass door...heres to hoping they do so they cant leave comments anymore.

staceyjwarner said...

Oh yes, the love my DEADWOOD post!

much love

Pastor Sharon said...

Gosh, I've been out of the loop too long. I think I am completely lost here. However, it's good to be commenting on your post just because. . . I've missed you!

rxBambi said...

What the hell is Santa talking about ME for? I'm the only DEER he knows.

Fat Red Bastard.

Beth said...

Obviously, you attract the Chinese dudes. It is a compliment (I think).

What did Santa Claus call you? He'd better be careful as that will once again attrack more Chinese compliments.

blognut said...

I hear ya', Michel! The Chinese dudes attacked my old posts, too.


mo.stoneskin said...

Are you saying that my attempts to masquerade as a Chinese spambot succeeded?


Gaston Studio said...

Mine too! They went back to the beginning when I had NO comments an posted some crap on each one! I'm assuming it's crap 'cuz I don't read Chinese either.

MS Mom said...

That many comments is a bit obsessive, don't you think?

Optimistic Pessimist said...

wait...someone posted a link to chinese porn on your blog? Why would you be interested in chinese porn? I mean you don't even speak chinese and who wants to watch porn when they can't understand what the actors are saying????

Together We Save said...

Oh my .... porn on your blog!!

injaynesworld said...

You're in fucking Sudan? With no TV or corn syrup? Really? Oh, man... What the hell did you do in your past life? I'm going to make myself some popcorn, sit back and follow your ass. I've just got to see what you do next.

Captain Dumbass said...

I wonder if my Chinese porn is coming from the same place? I think I'm going to let mine accumulate until I have as many comments as Dooce or the Pioneer Woman get before cutting it off.