So I'm sitting here in Khartoum, minding my own business (as naturally I would) when I am offered the first season of Mad Men on DVD to watch in my copious spare time. Now, granted, from looking at the front of the DVD box, it frankly didn't look that interesting. However, because I'm not a judger, I decided to try it out.
Obviously, I'm now pissed at my mother. CLEARLY, they had it sooo much better back in the day when women didn't have to work - when their hubbies wore suits and they sat around in their pjs (even answering the door) until just before their spouse came home - if they even came home at all.
MY GOD! Those were the good ole days. What the hell were you thinking MOTHER!? Now look what you've done!?!?! Now I have to try to con Josh into LETTING me stay home and not work. I have to give a REASON if I intend to stay in my pjs all day. (not really, but I sometimes feel like I should at least give a "Screw you! I can do what I want" speech...)
I'm also kinda pissed that we don't drink and smoke all day.
Seriously! Drinking and smoking are sooo cool! Why the hell did we ever stop?? I really feel like my work would be much more "enhanced" and "creative" if I could just start drinking martinis at 10 am. And, I kinda think it would reduce a lot of the stress in the workplace. I might even work overtime without bitching! (Probably not though, let's not push it!)
Plus, if you think about it, nothing really says "job well done" like a nice slap on the ass. It's like I always say, It's only sexual harassment if you're unattractive. Otherwise, it's just flirting.
People just don't care as much these days....It's a crying shame!
Sometimes? I'm Judgmental. Also, Seattle!
13 hours ago