Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Dear Anonymous,

I am in receipt of your comment (well, a lot of your comments actually) and would just like to request a clarification.  Although I always thought I had somewhat of a good grasp of the English language (spoken and comprehension being ranked at least at a 2 level - writing at perhaps a 1+).  However, although your links to facebook weather, your oh-so-entertaining blog, and various drug websites that will ultimately help me in my never-ending quest to self-medicate,  I find that I cannot understand your most recent query you left on a recent post: 


Genial dispatch and this fill someone in on helped me alot in my college assignement. Gratefulness you seeking your information.

Although I'm pretty sure most of those are actual English words, and I think I understand their individual meaning...when you put them all together, it's just kind of a big ole mess. 

Therefore, as you neglected to allow me to respond to you via your email address, I thought I would seek clarification on your information from Gratefulness you on the genial dispatch that fill someone in on via this blog posting.  Looking forward to your response and/or another recommendation for a new prescription drug. 

Sincerely you habitual this grateful atonement,

Michel

19 comments:

Captain Dumbass said...

You could hook him up with my French Cialis and Asian porn commenters, maybe that would straighten him out. Heh. Straighten. Ya, I went there.

Frau said...

So sick of those comments....and spam emails about the lottery I won. I about you hear back!

McGillicutty said...

I had the same thing!!! hahaha..wtf is that all about???is there even a point??? it's just weird!!!

darsden said...

Amen!!

Mala said...

I've had a 'bot with dots' infestation over at my blog...even with the word verification on. It's very annoying.
Good luck with that.

Juli Ryan said...

Anonymous reads my blog too! How does (s)he find the time to leave such meaningful comments on all of our blogs? It must be the drugs.

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

That guy sure gets around!

blognut said...

It is a well known fact that Anonymous is an asshole.

Just sayin'.

SB said...

i thought i read genital. hm.

Paige said...

Anonymous is a busy dude~ he is quite worried about my erectile disfunction.

Its a damn shame

CarrieAnn said...

Anonymous doesn't read my blog or leave me comments. :(

Middle Aged Woman said...

I was gonna leave a great comment, but then Cookie Monster called someone an asshole, and it kind of messed me up.

Susie Q said...

I'm feeling all kinds of hate towards you now.

First of all, I thought I was the only one for Anonymous. I was the one educating him. It was good while it lasted. Now he's trying to sell me a boat to use promote my sells on a scandinavian auction site (.ru, a.k.a Russia).

I was saving these comments in the depths of my blog to write a post on them.. You beat me to it.

xx

♥ Braja said...

You sound like Obe Wan Kanobe. Or somethin'

Pastor Sharon said...

Shuh?

Anonymous say no sense making jive. Must go AWAY! Go to your settings and block the poor person.

I did. And decided to unblock to see what would happen. Yep, shoulda kept the poor guy blocked. . . I have deleted more anonymous comments than Spam in my email in the past week.

Susan said...

I admit it. It's me. Well, it's me with the chardonnay. I'll try to stop drunk commenting. But it really did help with my college paper.

PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

LMAO.. I get these all.the.time!
They are so annoying!

mo.stoneskin said...

Special delivery and aiding the customer will be gratefully appreciated in my paper on medical advances.

Tiffany said...

No one is reading either of my blogs yet, not even grammar challenged Anonymous. I can only hope to one day be so lucky.