Friday, January 1, 2010

Top 10 Reasons 2010 Sucks

1.   Jose Quervo
2.  Jose Quervo
3.  Jose Quervo
4.  Jose Quervo
5.  Jose Quervo
6.  Jose Quervo
7.  Jose Quervo
8.  Jose Quervo
9.  Jose Quervo
10. Jose Quervo

Don't believe anything he says...That guy is an ASS!!!

Happy New Year! Let's try this again tomorrow...

ps God does not like smart-asses
pps Apparently, God does not like to have to tell you twice in one month

18 comments:

Mike said...

You were a Bad Girl!!!! LOL!

Happy New Year!!

Suzy said...

Second laugh of the New Year for me. I stopped at another blog first and it said 2010 ALREADY SUCKS.

Everyday Goddess said...

He is a sadistic bastard. The salt. The lime. Mouth watering!

And then making you love him by giving body shots to strangers.

What? Just me?

kristine said...

Haha. Happy Recovery! (and happy new year,starting tomorrow)

Jessica Samantha said...

Who's Jose Quervo?

injaynesworld said...

Hence the lyrics...

"Jose Quervo, we WAS a friend of mine..."

Anonymous said...

Are you an alcoholic or maybe suffering from altzhammers?

Unknown said...

Haha, my husband had a drink with a friend last night. Left sober, was gone an hour, got back and spent the next 30 minutes hugging the toilet.

All he said, "It was the tequilla!"

Fragrant Liar said...

I live by this mantra for the very top ten reasons you listed: one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

I love Spaniards.

Sorry I didn't include a hangover remedy in my post. It was just a teaser.

Feel better soon. :o)

Captain Dumbass said...

Jose Quervo immigrated to Canada. He's blowing you cold snowy kisses.

Beth said...

Jose tells many, many lies. I quit listening to him years ago.

Feel better!

tattytiara said...

Ten things that can improve 2010: coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee

Feel better!

Jason, as himself said...

I was going to say, how could it already have ten reasons?

Now, I get it.

blognut said...

That Jose can be one nasty ass kicker, can't he?

Better write yourself a note not to invite him to next New Year's Eve, okay? I'd hate for you to forget what a jerk he can be at parties.

Anonymous said...

so I see Mr. C and you had a face to face encounter! NICE!

Anonymous said...

Oh dear! I don't know who/what Jose Quervo is either.

Unless...is it a brand of Tequila?

tera said...

...ah, Jose. Such a handsome rogue. I always fall for the bad boys, too!