Damnitt! Turns out, I should have read the ENTIRE email Anthropologie sent to me, and not just the first two sentences...because apparently, only the frilly shirt with capped sleeves was not being shipped to me (I think the Sudanese Vice President likely took the last one), because I apparently put it in my cart three months ago,, and they no longer carry it. SOOO, when the mail fairy finally arrived here at Khartoum International Airport, she brought me TWO packages from Anthropologie!
In my defense however, WHO READS A WHOLE EMAIL!?!? That is a lot of words. I don't have that kinda time....
I gotta tell you - that shit is cute, yo! Although, I still stand by my criticism of your catalog Anthropologie...I'm not sure who picks out your outfits (I assume it is someone's four year old daughter) but the stuff is adorable! You don't need to put seven seemingly random items on one model....
However, in keeping with his hatefulness (the mail fairy has been really, REALLY lazy lately...prior to yesterday's mail, she came about three weeks ago and all she brought was Josh's BS. I was PISSED! No mail for a full month and we get stupid gear and power bars!?!?! I was this close to leaving him..but then I remembered that I can torture him much, much better if I remain...and can follow him from room to room in the house to let him know how much he honks for hoggin the mail fairy!) ....AND THEN Josh tells me "You look very nice in your new clothes honey." What the hell is that supposed to mean!?!?!
(That's what you get for hoggin the mail fairy. Oh, it's game on....GAME ON Joshua!)
Well Played Anthropologie.... well played. You may have won this round..but this is NOT over!
Sometimes? I'm Judgmental. Also, Seattle!
3 hours ago