So you know how I mentioned that I hated working?? (And frankly, I'm starting to think that work is beginning to realize that they might actually hate me equally as much...) Well, I decided that perhaps I should start thinking about other options -- you know, the option where I get a lotta money, but don't actually have to go to work?? That one... And, since none of you freaks have decided to give me millions of dollars, I'm forced to actually think about potential options.
So I went online to do comprehensive research on my potential options. However, I got distracted by a huge summer sale at Ann Taylor -- but I couldn't find the right shoes for the new outfit, so then I had to research black strappy summer shoes...
Now I not only have to identify my non-work option, but also the "second job to pay for the damn shoes you insist on buying" as was recently "suggested" by my loving husband...
And then it came to me: Powerball!!! I would simply win the powerball!!! It was so simple, it was BRILLIANT!!!
Turns out...Powerball is not the sure thing that I assumed it was....turns out, Powerball does NOT actually give you millions of dollars in exchange for a $1 ticket...In actuality, what I think happens, is you pay some random man in a convenience store $1 for a piece of paper with
some numbers written on it. However, -- and here is\ where I can see that the problem with my Powerball career begins -- that Man is not giving me the right numbers.
Worst part of this scam: When you go back to The Man and ask for a refund because he gave you the wrong numbers...be prepared for him to put on an act like he is all confused...and when I patiently explain where he has made a mistake....he has the nerve to get all snippy with me!
WTF POWERBALL!? Obviously, you don't care about customer service! See if I buy your piece of paper with worthless numbers again!!!
Eff U Quickie Mart Man!! Gimme my damn dollar back!! I suspect Quickie Mart Man is in cahoots with the Ice Nazi at the cafeteria at work.
They owe me $1.10. I'm not leaving until I get it back!!!
Sometimes? I'm Judgmental. Also, Seattle!
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