So, the mail fairy came today! Graciously, the US Department of State (DoS) decided to forward our mail to us just in time for us all to miss Christmas. Today, we received approximately 15 boxes and 32 Christmas cards - naturally, I don't want that shit now! I already took down the tree and put away all the crap (and when I say, "I" did, I mean I asked Josh to do it - and he's only too happy to put my Christmas hell away every year. Why DO I bitch about my husband again?? He's obviously a saint. because although I totally adore all things Christmas, I also equally HATE all things Christmas post 26 December and I hate putting away all things Christmas even worse than I hate all things Christmas post December 26th!)
Merry Eff You Christmas DoS!
So now, I've opened all the boxes the mail fairy brought (Yaay) - until I opened them and saw they were full of stupid paper towels (but cost less than they would if I bought them here at circa $8 a roll) and Josh's stupid granola bars (again, $10 a box here)...I DON'T WANT THAT!! Eff that! Why the hell can't Ann Taylor spontaneously send me shit!?
Seriously, how cool would that be!?! You go out to your car (or your mailbox if you don't live in Khartoum) and you find out that the mail fairy came!! SO NATURALLY (if you live in Khartoum and the mail comes on random days maybe once a week) you're all excited because, WTF !? It's the MAIL FAIRY YO!!? What is WRONG with you!?!? So you're going through the boxes, throwing out the stupid ones from GNC or REI, and then spot it...the gleaming lettering "ANN TAYLOR.COM" and then the angels begin to sing and maybe some kinda band from your vacation in St. Maarten's.....So you rip into it...and it's a top you didn't even know they had!?!? AND, it's guilt free! I mean, I didn't order it...I had nothing to do with it...
OMG how cool would that be!?!
I would probably even PAY Ann Taylor to send me random shit. That's how cool I think that would be....
If you don't understand this, you obviously do not live in Sudan where in their "malls" they sell what amounts to a duty free store full of old shit nobody wanted to buy at the real duty free store. If you did, however, live in Sudan...you'd love this idea...
Trust me on this one....LOVE IT!
Sometimes? I'm Judgmental. Also, Seattle!
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