tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post2563771926282263738..comments2023-11-02T01:06:49.079-07:00Comments on Facts Are Strictly Optional: It was Like That One Movie about the Cuban Missle Crisis, Only More Exciting...and it Pretty Much Ended in Two Hours...Which Is Better.Michelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15648306344915919991noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-32765300664492697202011-10-03T13:07:33.590-07:002011-10-03T13:07:33.590-07:00LMAO! Great post. I kept it together until "...LMAO! Great post. I kept it together until "Gassy McPoopshispants" then i literally lost it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-59639041432922243582010-08-10T14:10:09.867-07:002010-08-10T14:10:09.867-07:00Good dispatch and this enter helped me alot in my ...Good dispatch and this enter helped me alot in my college assignement. Say thank you you as your information.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-51881708069885939232010-07-31T13:42:55.802-07:002010-07-31T13:42:55.802-07:00lol -- i laugh-cried through this. It is thoroughl...lol -- i laugh-cried through this. It is thoroughly funny.<br /><br />So much for diplomacy there... boy that sure took the WIND out of the meeting!!ruthibelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14478877906463303463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-22859299890688252132010-07-21T13:28:37.568-07:002010-07-21T13:28:37.568-07:00Excellent story. Truly excellent.Excellent story. Truly excellent.Donnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06950448336879028108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-51347335495450463092010-07-20T17:52:08.047-07:002010-07-20T17:52:08.047-07:00Thank GOD I studied the International Fawts topic ...Thank GOD I studied the International Fawts topic for the FSOT. Also known as communication. Love your blog!Destinaish Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08796352828662895917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-47522928335615856612010-07-20T17:14:00.121-07:002010-07-20T17:14:00.121-07:00OK, I literally have tears in my eyes laughing at ...OK, I literally have tears in my eyes laughing at this! Excellent job you have there :-)Sirmeljahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14938342894893584543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-81759652899436763722010-07-16T17:27:09.242-07:002010-07-16T17:27:09.242-07:00I want your job. Well, without the farting foreig...I want your job. Well, without the farting foreigner though.Ritahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03121530659338322937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-33691402157377151612010-07-16T14:24:22.702-07:002010-07-16T14:24:22.702-07:00This post has made me die laughing!! I'm so g...This post has made me die laughing!! I'm so glad I stumbled onto your blog today. I needed that...Brynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16632080239103256045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-87840841804027334772010-07-16T14:19:56.685-07:002010-07-16T14:19:56.685-07:00I was SO not expecting that twist in the otherwise...I was SO not expecting that twist in the otherwise gripping story (as I am sure all of you were not as well) that I *MAY* have snorted-farted-laughed in my office.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01260540585659180230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-56299488675271806442010-07-16T14:18:57.004-07:002010-07-16T14:18:57.004-07:00Since no one else did, I have to take the shot.......Since no one else did, I have to take the shot.....I laughed so hard, I farted. (and cried)<br /><br />SAn Open Hearthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01581361716412644419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-53934052500724424672010-07-16T10:52:14.391-07:002010-07-16T10:52:14.391-07:00Made me laugh outloud. My favorite part was, &quo...Made me laugh outloud. My favorite part was, "Well played, foreign man...well played."Jessienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-81173254467944549292010-07-16T08:26:07.977-07:002010-07-16T08:26:07.977-07:00SUCH a great story.SUCH a great story.Jason, as himselfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16630210317307544165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-89491157299983430682010-07-16T07:26:43.435-07:002010-07-16T07:26:43.435-07:00I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. Ku...I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. Kudos to you, for I would have NEVER been able to keep it together in such an instance! WOW. (I'm still giggling.)wendyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07374376869139545732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-35982845580093652492010-07-16T06:03:13.015-07:002010-07-16T06:03:13.015-07:00ROFL. This is the diplomatic equivalent of the sho...ROFL. This is the diplomatic equivalent of the shot heard round the world. I smell the beginnings of a lasting accord. Well done, McPoopshispants.<br /><br />P.S. <br />Tell the truth, this was the seismic rumbling felt in DC, right?Fragrant Liarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09452052210826471034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-83750721201380913732010-07-16T05:54:32.419-07:002010-07-16T05:54:32.419-07:00just to let you know...i think roberto.alberto is ...just to let you know...i think roberto.alberto is cheating on you. he offered me the chance of $100 USD too.<br /><br />now onto more inportant stuff...<br /><br />holy shit. <br /><br />i would have never ever been able to keep my laughter in. i'm notorious for giggling at the most inappropriate times. i probably would have pissed my pants, adding to the awkwardness of the situation.Meganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08611470983534148625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-72936419169897915602010-07-16T03:28:48.110-07:002010-07-16T03:28:48.110-07:00Hi there!
Shortstorybook.net is organizing a shor...Hi there!<br /><br />Shortstorybook.net is organizing a short story writing contest.<br /><br />We do think that you too might have a marvelous story to tell, one that is your own! So if you can compose it in not more than few words, we would want to hear from you. Also, you stand a chance to get your story published on our site and win cash prize of USD 100.<br /><br />“Then what are you waiting for? …put on your thinking cap and get writing. For registration and other information check - http://bit.ly/d4c3Bz<br /><br />Happy writing!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11548963261289534455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-4104074544561266412010-07-15T21:51:24.910-07:002010-07-15T21:51:24.910-07:00I think that kind of explosive interruption, at ju...I think that kind of explosive interruption, at just the right moment, could have avoided many of the world's conflicts.Captain Dumbasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02214826608461609241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-36033285379833596272010-07-15T21:28:31.451-07:002010-07-15T21:28:31.451-07:00Bwah ha ha! I think he totally owes you all indivi...Bwah ha ha! I think he totally owes you all individual boxes of donuts for handling that with diplomacy and grace and...oh who am I kidding? He owes you TWO boxes each!terahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12277367728258057592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-12514678794770567202010-07-15T21:25:21.672-07:002010-07-15T21:25:21.672-07:00That is the funniest damn thing i have read in age...That is the funniest damn thing i have read in ages!Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12110115324050851439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-2304306363859732762010-07-15T20:26:52.293-07:002010-07-15T20:26:52.293-07:00...safe for democracy but not from official farts!......safe for democracy but not from official farts!<br /><br />I am happy to kow that diplomat muckity mucks fart. Otherwise they might not be human.Charlenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17167633465853736197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-46351923155869051382010-07-15T19:55:53.666-07:002010-07-15T19:55:53.666-07:00well at least there were donuts. i mean a diploma...well at least there were donuts. i mean a diplomatic meeting, a gassy speaker, a translator... you need something normal. like donuts. good.<br /><br />smiles, bee<br />xoxoxoxoxoxoEmpress Bee (of the high sea)https://www.blogger.com/profile/08300140506585000934noreply@blogger.com