tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post3140507819333301523..comments2023-11-02T01:06:49.079-07:00Comments on Facts Are Strictly Optional: It Was a Record Day....Michelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15648306344915919991noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-44835614581652541822009-03-26T18:42:00.000-07:002009-03-26T18:42:00.000-07:00I want to know what these worms will do to you? A...I want to know what these worms will do to you? Are they like the ones my mother would tell me about that come out of your butt at night? No? Well, don't worry about it.<BR/><BR/>I can totally visualize the directions. Totally. Do you think its safe to describe to others how to find you? But maybe if they come they could bring some closed toe shoes.Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06999741671175495307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-83522074886931935262009-03-26T18:37:00.000-07:002009-03-26T18:37:00.000-07:00Did you read Dave Sedaris's new book "When You Are...Did you read Dave Sedaris's new book "When You Are Engulfed in Flames"? The first chapter talks about how his boyfriend and his boyfriend's mother had those flesh-burrowing worms when they lived in Africa. Very funny...Suburban Correspondenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11488916572135296650noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-30093949322701871092009-03-26T17:32:00.000-07:002009-03-26T17:32:00.000-07:00Gosh you just described how they give directions i...Gosh you just described how they give directions in the Caribbean...you just hope the dog hasn't moved. :) and shit girl buy yourself some closed toe shoes...they should cost what? 1000?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-89573188533978214832009-03-26T14:31:00.000-07:002009-03-26T14:31:00.000-07:00ROFLMAO!!!!!God, I love your driving direction des...ROFLMAO!!!!!<BR/>God, I love your driving direction descriptions, especially the one legged man leaning on the signpost!<BR/>And what you have to look for to find the embassy!<BR/>Now, as to your shoe problem, try rubbing something really stinky on your feet before putting on your shoes... surely that would freak out the worms and turn them toward the next person coming down the dirt path. Just an idea.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16813508472498593787noreply@blogger.com