tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post2785484015096036565..comments2023-11-02T01:06:49.079-07:00Comments on Facts Are Strictly Optional: NEED HELP!Michelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15648306344915919991noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-86915871565637719832009-05-01T08:38:00.000-07:002009-05-01T08:38:00.000-07:00Silly girl, you didn't know? You stand beside the...Silly girl, you didn't know? You stand beside the car. Be sure to be within 24 inches of the door handle. Tuck your thumbs inside your armpits. Lift and lower your elbows and say, "cluck, cluck, cluck" while turning three times in a circle clockwise (or maybe the reverse in Sudan)Knock twice on the drivers window and Voila! Problem solved. <br /><br />Or if that doesn't work, you could just take darsden's suggestion.Smart Mouth Broadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12157189992200894945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-15623475576076256922009-05-01T08:21:00.000-07:002009-05-01T08:21:00.000-07:00Michel: Tag, you're it!!
Visit my blog to see wh...Michel: Tag, you're it!! <br /><br />Visit my blog to see what you have to do.<br /><br /><A HREF="http://blackthoughts-jb.blogspot.com/2009/05/tagged-unimportant-things.html" REL="nofollow">Tagged! - (Un)important Things</A>Peace, <br />JBjbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13612909199803864081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-5301748665586388392009-05-01T07:03:00.000-07:002009-05-01T07:03:00.000-07:00Captain Dumbass-uhmmmm I already said that...OH, s...Captain Dumbass-uhmmmm I already said that...OH, sorry I get your name now... ;-)darsdenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06204592599045715814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-76386475340702568892009-05-01T06:56:00.000-07:002009-05-01T06:56:00.000-07:00I am so glad that I came back. What a great LOL!!...I am so glad that I came back. What a great LOL!!! And captain dumbass - what a perfect comment from a guy!!!!<br /><br />darsden... I must go back to comment more on your blog!!!Hit 40https://www.blogger.com/profile/18043350255090631652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-43320781670879893662009-04-30T23:09:00.000-07:002009-04-30T23:09:00.000-07:00How about a couple strips of duct tape? Pull them ...How about a couple strips of duct tape? Pull them off when it gets dark.Captain Dumbasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02214826608461609241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-21441151883019678072009-04-30T22:09:00.000-07:002009-04-30T22:09:00.000-07:00fragrant: if there IS, that would be totally humil...fragrant: if there IS, that would be totally humiliating - and I would (of course) never tell you guys this! (but I will check!))<br /><br />Bern: I KNOW! I kinda think we should just get a new one when the windshield wiper fluid goes out.<br /><br />Amy: Dooh! that sucks! I hate it when I can't be on my high horse with my hubby!<br /><br />Mrs. K: haha. You're probably right. <br /><br />Blognut: You just reminded me! THEY DO NOT KNOW ABOUT OUR ONE FINGER SALUTE!!! It is VERY unsatisfying to flip someone off and have them smile and wave back at you. I need to figure out how to convey an insult. Thank you. I now have my new marching orders. <br /><br />Braja: thank god you clarified - because that was CRAZY TALK until then.....Michelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15648306344915919991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-17068540482129821372009-04-30T22:02:00.000-07:002009-04-30T22:02:00.000-07:00Hit 40 you are my new best friend!
Jane and Darsd...Hit 40 you are my new best friend!<br /><br />Jane and Darsden: you two are crazy. I'm reporting you to somebody. I'll figure out who later. <br /><br />Beth: everyone needs a penny. They give you cake!!<br /><br />Mary: oh it happens everywhere overseas. They also use kleenex for napkins. <br /><br />Susan: HAHA! That is a good idea!<br /><br />Justin: Paul? He can't fix stuff! He's too busy reading twilight and vanity fair!Michelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15648306344915919991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-80951356179271635022009-04-30T19:44:00.000-07:002009-04-30T19:44:00.000-07:00Susan-OMG I do the same thing, I smile huge and wa...Susan-OMG I do the same thing, I smile huge and wave...you can see the steam coming out of their ears...<br /><br />Yes, Michel is missing in action so I am the entertainment for the evening..<br /><br />Hey Michel come join us ...LOLdarsdenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06204592599045715814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-77822387203183762702009-04-30T19:39:00.000-07:002009-04-30T19:39:00.000-07:00When people get irritated with my driving, I just ...When people get irritated with my driving, I just smile like an idiot and it pisses them off even more. I think you should put a light bulb in your passenger seat or glove box. Every time they want to tell you your lights are on, wave it at them with a shit eating grin.Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16258150805363212464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-15715257923486392732009-04-30T18:58:00.000-07:002009-04-30T18:58:00.000-07:00GS-you hear that BS-Whats you DL- on it..GS-you hear that BS-Whats you DL- on it..darsdenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06204592599045715814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-63348389473180742712009-04-30T18:57:00.000-07:002009-04-30T18:57:00.000-07:00Hit 40-hey, Hey NOw least we didn't brown nose her...Hit 40-hey, Hey NOw least we didn't brown nose her LOL...trying to earn those brownie points (for cake) giving Michel all those links to help her out..mmmmhummmm googling for her...perhaps that room is needed for you two! LOLdarsdenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06204592599045715814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-81522044560944761712009-04-30T18:51:00.000-07:002009-04-30T18:51:00.000-07:00Gosh... I think we need to get Gaston and Darsden ...Gosh... I think we need to get Gaston and Darsden a room!!!!Hit 40https://www.blogger.com/profile/18043350255090631652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-21055077666238747312009-04-30T18:35:00.000-07:002009-04-30T18:35:00.000-07:00Maybe her friends Rug and Brush took it the other ...Maybe her friends Rug and Brush took it the other night.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16813508472498593787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-71746578862864305022009-04-30T18:32:00.000-07:002009-04-30T18:32:00.000-07:00GS-oh thats right...she doesn't know where her chi...GS-oh thats right...she doesn't know where her chit is...<br />Michel - how can you NOT have your Car book IN your car...where do you keep it..in the bathroom?darsdenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06204592599045715814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-71247136521941483552009-04-30T18:23:00.000-07:002009-04-30T18:23:00.000-07:00Darsden: She doesn't know where the owner's manuel...Darsden: She doesn't know where the owner's manuel is, remember? Plus I like the duct tape idea, that'll work for sure.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16813508472498593787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-77975525780395115842009-04-30T18:09:00.001-07:002009-04-30T18:09:00.001-07:00What the HELL??! I have never heard of this in my ...What the HELL??! I have never heard of this in my life...Sudan is a very strange strange country.Mary@Holy Mackerelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04026873878364041551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-64100872691827364002009-04-30T18:09:00.000-07:002009-04-30T18:09:00.000-07:00Wait a minute! Justin says you have a weapon. YO...Wait a minute! Justin says you have a weapon. YOU gots a weapon?!Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06999741671175495307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-49710706258417648052009-04-30T18:08:00.000-07:002009-04-30T18:08:00.000-07:00I need someone like Penny! Except I guess I can b...I need someone like Penny! Except I guess I can buy my own cake.<br /><br />Bust those lights out with a hammer. Or have they invented hammers in Sudan yet?Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06999741671175495307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-67068033406674439662009-04-30T17:59:00.000-07:002009-04-30T17:59:00.000-07:00Either use your weapon to shoot out the lights, or...Either use your weapon to shoot out the lights, or unplug them from behind the light. Ask Paul, or should I say the Metrosexual guy who calls you fat in public.Justinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-21824990908893045112009-04-30T17:39:00.000-07:002009-04-30T17:39:00.000-07:00Oh... I have to fight for the computers with my bo...Oh... I have to fight for the computers with my boys. Homework always wins. Damn school!!!<br /><br />So... it takes a while to post.Hit 40https://www.blogger.com/profile/18043350255090631652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-56031193841744421982009-04-30T17:38:00.000-07:002009-04-30T17:38:00.000-07:00I also found this link when I googled for you. I ...I also found this link when I googled for you. I figure that you have overdosed on the cake mix. You didn't snort it did YOU??<br /><br />http://www.toyotanation.com/forum/t82305.html<br /><br />It had several suggestions on how to cut the lights for similar reasons.Hit 40https://www.blogger.com/profile/18043350255090631652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-78994346172073409752009-04-30T17:33:00.000-07:002009-04-30T17:33:00.000-07:00Gosh... I would think that there has to be a way!
...Gosh... I would think that there has to be a way!<br /><br />You should really post this question exactly as stated to:<br /><br />http://www.cartalk.com/index.html<br /><br />They answer car questions for free. Yours is very funny. I bet they would love to answer it.Hit 40https://www.blogger.com/profile/18043350255090631652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-48898266179232697982009-04-30T17:22:00.000-07:002009-04-30T17:22:00.000-07:00if you don't drive at night...pull the fuse out......if you don't drive at night...pull the fuse out...get your manuel out and see where the fuse box is located count the fuses till you get to the right one and pull that bitch out!darsdenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06204592599045715814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-22195164002601979412009-04-30T17:09:00.000-07:002009-04-30T17:09:00.000-07:00I have turned off my daylights before by turning t...I have turned off my daylights before by turning them to the OFF position. See there should be (unless your Sudanese mechanic really knew something), a switch or knob or some such thang on the far left dashboard which controls this. I am pretty sure there must be an OFF switch in all of the cars that do this.Fragrant Liarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09452052210826471034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-35055936017622797242009-04-30T16:50:00.000-07:002009-04-30T16:50:00.000-07:00I have literally nothing to say except I hope you ...I have literally nothing to say except I hope you find someone b/c when it comes to cars, I am cluelessbernthishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05905337047538489562noreply@blogger.com