tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post2471842554740957748..comments2023-11-02T01:06:49.079-07:00Comments on Facts Are Strictly Optional: We Interrupt This Training...Michelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15648306344915919991noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-38868034143730007172009-07-24T11:08:13.998-07:002009-07-24T11:08:13.998-07:00Love the Mistletoe comment - I'll have to use ...Love the Mistletoe comment - I'll have to use that one - the new catch phrase - "Direct any comments to the mistletoe on my ass?"<br /><br />Thanks for another great laugh!<br />KellyKelly Lhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02990072727974408086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-70719354354730026292009-07-23T08:16:59.760-07:002009-07-23T08:16:59.760-07:00Blognut is WRITHING? She better watch out, Otin ma...Blognut is WRITHING? She better watch out, Otin may be on the loose!<br /><br />Out of context; best way to go, especially in a limo. Hey, did that rhyme? I'm a darn poet and watch out folks, I'm an old person too.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16813508472498593787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-41222646018247011892009-07-23T06:26:20.772-07:002009-07-23T06:26:20.772-07:00Mistletoe stapled to my ass - I like that one.Mistletoe stapled to my ass - I like that one.Medorahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03194621981394315861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-86326315885844700142009-07-23T04:54:06.358-07:002009-07-23T04:54:06.358-07:00I love it. I will have to do one for my job soon,...I love it. I will have to do one for my job soon, but this was definitely an early morning giggle-fest.Suzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12734080585926053268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-63677725149494587592009-07-22T22:45:08.665-07:002009-07-22T22:45:08.665-07:00I agree - LMAO at all of it!
I hope you have fun ...I agree - LMAO at <i>all</i> of it! <br />I hope you have fun at BlogHer. I'm jealous!:)terahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12277367728258057592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-64756132684040910492009-07-22T22:15:50.439-07:002009-07-22T22:15:50.439-07:00The cellphone quote is perfect.The cellphone quote is perfect.mo.stoneskinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10737422581378328590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-21750357979957836152009-07-22T20:10:08.752-07:002009-07-22T20:10:08.752-07:00I've been waiting here at the Sky VIP lounge. ...I've been waiting here at the Sky VIP lounge. Did Stephen finally get in touch with you? He's been trying for a few hours...Everyday Goddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00486528297252417282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-54427753882005237202009-07-22T20:07:31.984-07:002009-07-22T20:07:31.984-07:00I'm so jealous of you and Comedy Goddess!LOL
Y...I'm so jealous of you and Comedy Goddess!LOL<br />Your quotes are hilarious too.Heidihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08903593840515283971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-69327281489325324432009-07-22T20:07:07.882-07:002009-07-22T20:07:07.882-07:00Oh my how funny I love the "mistletoe stapled...Oh my how funny I love the "mistletoe stapled to my ass." that is just genius there! Why do and how do men drop their phones in the toilet. My brother in law has done that a half of dozen times..WTF<br /><br />Then the next winner is Pastor Sharon posing as your pastor...rotflmao.<br /><br />People I have a life I can't always be on line to stand in line to be number one.. I am always number one in my eyes.. :-))darsdenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06204592599045715814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-24110258438513355972009-07-22T19:48:36.918-07:002009-07-22T19:48:36.918-07:00OMG!! Even IN context they are hilarious. Espec...OMG!! Even IN context they are hilarious. Especially the old people onesAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14869448149679702821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-89545448714780967282009-07-22T19:14:31.242-07:002009-07-22T19:14:31.242-07:00I'm 40 minutes away, so I'll totally bail ...I'm 40 minutes away, so I'll totally bail you out if you get into trouble. How long are you going to be in Chicago? <br /><br />And, oh yeah, I'm writhing in jealousy, too. ;)blognuthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01161713516407124717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-17358594403455630342009-07-22T19:00:29.735-07:002009-07-22T19:00:29.735-07:00Quotes are always best when taken out of context. ...Quotes are always best when taken out of context. LOLSmart Mouth Broadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12157189992200894945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-44808507422135136872009-07-22T18:56:56.562-07:002009-07-22T18:56:56.562-07:00Somehow, you have learned to translate the mumboju...Somehow, you have learned to translate the mumbojumbo into straight talk. Those are unusual skills.Rosaria Williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03133147851332084180noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-37638550032093128152009-07-22T18:14:29.076-07:002009-07-22T18:14:29.076-07:00First I have to thank Reddirt for explaining the m...First I have to thank Reddirt for explaining the mistletoe thing, I had no clue. For the others, I'm with Otin LMAO. Funny stuffrxBambihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14334316477460537688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-86824754993370546422009-07-22T18:01:40.014-07:002009-07-22T18:01:40.014-07:00Love the mistletoe (Okie state flower) being stapl...Love the mistletoe (Okie state flower) being stapled to the ass... kind of like you canbury me face down and everyone can kiss my ass goodbye! Not going to say too much about the cellphone in the toilet after having to fish my checkbook out once... but that's another story altogether. I didn't have a microwave to put it in...<br /><br />HelenReddirt Womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08485995791439570214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-18885720258326441362009-07-22T17:13:38.467-07:002009-07-22T17:13:38.467-07:00My grandmother would have been up for that microwa...My grandmother would have been up for that microwave trick. EVERTHING can go into the microwave. You don't want to know the horrors I've seen.<br /><br />Drive south! It is hotter than hell....but we have peaches!Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06999741671175495307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-43033163420219194412009-07-22T17:04:11.651-07:002009-07-22T17:04:11.651-07:00I don't know where you're going or what yo...I don't know where you're going or what you're doing but I hope it's (not) legal :) Come and say bye bye Michel.....<br />xxxx♥ Brajahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07693196044262677095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-17029498464059425202009-07-22T16:47:15.363-07:002009-07-22T16:47:15.363-07:00Regarding the post over at Comedy Goddess:
WOW. . ...Regarding the post over at Comedy Goddess:<br />WOW. . . you girls go paint the town! If you get arrested. . . I am 3 hours away. . . I'll come and pose as your pastor and bail you out! Have fun!!!!!!t Comedy Goddess:Sharon Rosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00695395104518983907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-40373791831480603292009-07-22T16:44:40.452-07:002009-07-22T16:44:40.452-07:00LOL. . . .You gotta love old people! I loved work...LOL. . . .You gotta love old people! I loved working around them in my past career. . you just never know what they will say or do next and the wisdom they have to offer is the best! well. . . except drying a cell phone in the microwave. . . .Sharon Rosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00695395104518983907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-66837535431056443312009-07-22T16:42:26.497-07:002009-07-22T16:42:26.497-07:00Darsden, Blognut, and the rest of you!!! WE BEAT...Darsden, Blognut, and the rest of you!!! WE BEAT YOU!!!Hit 40https://www.blogger.com/profile/18043350255090631652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-20006093697428461792009-07-22T16:41:41.783-07:002009-07-22T16:41:41.783-07:00The old man wins!!! Sticking it into the microwav...The old man wins!!! Sticking it into the microwave to dry it. Just classic. I have heard of dropping cell phones, ipods, pagers into the toilet. I guess they fall out of the back pocket when....<br /><br />I bet he got some serious sparks from the microwave.Hit 40https://www.blogger.com/profile/18043350255090631652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-25705781991760718012009-07-22T16:35:13.449-07:002009-07-22T16:35:13.449-07:00LMAO! at the cellphone in the toilet!LMAO! at the cellphone in the toilet!Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03158978490041796686noreply@blogger.com