tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post2418311305415526421..comments2023-11-02T01:06:49.079-07:00Comments on Facts Are Strictly Optional: Have I Mentioned that I Hate People??Michelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15648306344915919991noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-8730761620361826152010-02-20T13:52:33.062-08:002010-02-20T13:52:33.062-08:00Sincere apologies: I realize that I am, as always,...Sincere apologies: I realize that I am, as always, typically slow to react; however, I totally call copyright on the crazy animal lady idea - don't you try an font me biatz!Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15114397835540044261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-88832228850693694882010-02-18T17:35:48.274-08:002010-02-18T17:35:48.274-08:00Wouldn't it be great to be "dooce" a...Wouldn't it be great to be "dooce" and stay home and blog all day? Oh wait...that's still work isn't it? *sigh* At least I got to pretend the last couple days. I took some vacation, stayed in my jammies, except when hubs said he wanted a Krispy Kreme so we threw on jeans long enough to drive to the valley and buy a box. Yea vacation!terahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12277367728258057592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-60881056874782998112010-02-18T10:00:03.647-08:002010-02-18T10:00:03.647-08:00Ummm, Canada is TOTALLY better than the US of A, e...Ummm, Canada is TOTALLY better than the US of A, eh. AND, our bacon is the same as yours, only BETTER. <br /><br />And why do dogs do that with stuffed animals? What the hell do they want with the squeaker anyway???Mary@Holy Mackerelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04026873878364041551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-41667134527078202642010-02-18T06:50:52.936-08:002010-02-18T06:50:52.936-08:00Didn't Josh just GET there? And now you are lo...Didn't Josh just GET there? And now you are looking at a new posting? Is this a plot to drive him crazy? Like a really whacked out version of those old movies where the husband is trying to make the wife think she's crazy, and they do it mostly by only lighting his eyes so he looks like Bela Lugosi? Hmmm. I think you should investigate where the Ann Taylor and Anthropologie warehouses are and work on getting posted there.unmitigated mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13901264130484454602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-33320647638891719342010-02-17T10:13:22.609-08:002010-02-17T10:13:22.609-08:00Since you are in the FS, you can actually do this....Since you are in the FS, you can actually do this. All you have to do is stay home and surround yourself with empty bottles of alcohol (you don't have to actually drink it, but you can if you want). When they finally notice you are missing (and this is the FS, it could take a while), the will come to your house, send you off to rehab, and then promote you when you are done for overcoming your "issues."<br /><br />And all of this will be while you are still getting paid.<br /><br />And the really scary part...you wouldn't be the first!Diggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03856750834804127824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-66217266308565124242010-02-16T20:19:05.741-08:002010-02-16T20:19:05.741-08:00That is my dream job!!! You can't seriously b...That is my dream job!!! You can't seriously be thinking about stealing my dream job. All I'm missing is the perfect GET RICH scheme, or a semi-profitable WORK FROM HOME scheme so I can afford to change careers from Banker to Couch Test Pilot with a laptop and snacks within easy reach.blognuthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01161713516407124717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-43342592835809694282010-02-16T19:37:30.248-08:002010-02-16T19:37:30.248-08:00As soon as I stopped working and began sitting on ...As soon as I stopped working and began sitting on the couch at home, I got way too large for Anthropologie and Ann Taylor. Just sayin'.Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16258150805363212464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-71186495872182381142010-02-16T19:04:16.281-08:002010-02-16T19:04:16.281-08:00ah boo...what did Canada ever do? the rest sounds ...ah boo...what did Canada ever do? the rest sounds legit... I am so into being a hermit...but, why hate on Canada???Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00776958716300701782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-16135231104046986252010-02-16T18:26:35.847-08:002010-02-16T18:26:35.847-08:00Back off? Ahh, Michel honey, I've been doin...Back off? Ahh, Michel honey, I've been doin' all those things a long time and calling it "life," just no camera has been stickin' it's nose in filming me doing it. Did i miss something?♥ Brajahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07693196044262677095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-27823631412149782010-02-16T18:20:35.393-08:002010-02-16T18:20:35.393-08:00What you describe sounds like heaven to me!
I'...What you describe sounds like heaven to me!<br /><br />I've said similar things to friends and I'm amazed at how many say they would be bored to tears. I guess they never learned how to entertain themselves as a child. (I originally wrote that they never learned "to play with themselves," but I thought that had the wrong connotation.) :)Jersey Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05824889035807523523noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-14370340643506872962010-02-16T17:54:40.625-08:002010-02-16T17:54:40.625-08:00Trade ya, for a job in nowhere Indiana, knee deep ...Trade ya, for a job in nowhere Indiana, knee deep in snow and gray skies all winter long, sitting in front of a pc all day long and working in a place that makes Office Space look like vanilla ice cream.<br /><br />Of course, I have absolutely no idea what a government employee actually does, so maybe it is worse than the only existence I've ever known.<br /><br />Good luck with the 23 dog thingRitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03121530659338322937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-31196153968261159842010-02-16T16:34:01.403-08:002010-02-16T16:34:01.403-08:00Have you recently changed your name to "Maxin...Have you recently changed your name to "Maxine"?<br /><br />HelenReddirt Womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08485995791439570214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-73319094783166396892010-02-16T16:03:21.350-08:002010-02-16T16:03:21.350-08:00Here's the deal, get a job in mortgage banking...Here's the deal, get a job in mortgage banking, lose your job because all the greedy crackheads who ran the mortgage industry ran it into the ground and start drawing unemployment, FOREVER, because all of the crackheads pissed everyone off so bad that Congress has over legislated disclosure laws and you find that there are no more jobs in your field, therefore providing you with a reason to stay on unemployment.....this way you don't have to feel like you've disappointed anyone and you can justify the little debbies, see's candy, pizza hut delivery, and the little local chinese food place that delivers.<br /><br />Just an idea.....<br /><br />SAn Open Hearthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01581361716412644419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-40505580910397115522010-02-16T13:14:18.760-08:002010-02-16T13:14:18.760-08:00Maaannnnn! I've been trying to figure a way t...Maaannnnn! I've been trying to figure a way to get paid...AND WELL...for just sitting on my ass at home all day for YEARS but I just haven't found that right gig yet.<br /><br />Dammit!!Diva's Thoughtshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16177643214210147206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-36389638965070774122010-02-16T11:37:00.766-08:002010-02-16T11:37:00.766-08:00Gurrl..... I am halfway there already - sans the ...Gurrl..... I am halfway there already - sans the pets. I've not left the house in more than a week. We won't even discuss my hair at this point. The only interaction I have had with humans is to peek out the curtain all Gladys Kravitz like and snarl at the tweeker/crackwhore/pothead that has taken up residence next door. And just yesterday I ate an entire two pound bag of chocolate and smoked too much. <br /><br />Where's my Mumu?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-88564630179230553952010-02-16T11:07:02.074-08:002010-02-16T11:07:02.074-08:00This comment has been removed by the author.Amberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08489397351137999006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16469539159456586.post-15713126836084263952010-02-16T11:06:58.605-08:002010-02-16T11:06:58.605-08:00LOVE IT!!!LOVE IT!!!Amberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08489397351137999006noreply@blogger.com