So you may have noticed (or maybe you didn't) that I have not been posting lately. Turns out, that eventually, work will notice that you are supposed to actually work, and not just pretend to work. Frankly, I think they should been more clear up front with me in this regard. How the hell am I supposed to make appropriate work decisions such as to, "GO to work," unless I know if they are going to require that I actually work when I get there???
It's an unspeakable outrage (credit Beth)
Anyway, that is not actually what came to my attention - what caught my attention was a post-it note that was left on my computer after I returned from yet another stupid meeting with yet another stupid group of people who want to discuss yet another issue that is really, really boring! ANYWAY, the post it note said, "driver pick up is at 0130."
So I'm like...WTF!? Driver is coming for me at 0130? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?
Then I start throwing a hissy fit and storming around in a huff.....because it's almost 10 pm and I wasn't TOLD that I was supposed to GO somewhere. WTF!?
So, I go home fuming. Josh is there and says, "did you bring your passport?" and I'm like WHAT!?
Turns out we are leaving for R&R tonight. I shit you not. We leave for VACATION tonight - we're headed to Italy for 10 glorious non-Sudan filled days.... and I TOTALLY FORGOT.
So now I've thrown a bunch of crap into a suitcase and I frankly do not care. I will simply buy new crap.
Only problem I can see is that since I wasn't actually aware that I was leaving, I have made a BUNCH of promises for crap I would take care of tomorrow.
oh well, guess they'll eventually figure out that I am not going to show up and do as promised. They should know already though. Let's face it. I introduce myself the same way every time I meet someone for a REASON....to let you know what you're in for....
I'm from the Government. I'm here to help.
Get thee to an independent bookstore.
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